Of friends, among other things

This may be the first and the last time you will ever hear candid statements made by me. I've never sworn like this in my life. Just a word of caution. Proceed.

So today I went with my mom to school to get my answer papers.

First, UV miss scolds me for not being in uniform. She also said that LS announced it in assembly yesterday.

According to Chappli, they did not announce it yesterday, but the day before. Chappli won a prize and they called him down for that, so he knew. He even said they botched it saying tomorrow when it was actually day after, but later corrected it. Would I be more intent on listening to announcements made in the assembly while I'm struggling to pass in Chemistry?
No teacher even announced it in class to us. Not even UV miss. And she was in my class for 2 periods.

She proceeds to say that I've actually improved, but only very little. She says I make so many mistakes and I'm not listening in class when she's discussing the common mistakes. She points out that me and Vijay were talking when she was discussing the previous day.

I sit next to Vijay for God's sake and YET I manage to listen to each word she says. Try sitting to a person who will never shut his mouth, one whose voice is hundred times louder than UV miss's and who is right next to you while UV miss is on the other end of the classroom.

I tell her that I was listening to her and he was only telling a simpler way to do that vector sum. She asked me if he was better at math than her. I said no, he only told a simpler method according to him. I continued saying only he was talking and I never replied. (She knows this and she can't say anything too because yesterday only he got caught and she stared into me for no reason)

She asked me why I couldn't tell him to shut up. I didn't reply.

I obviously told him to shut up. I have told this to him every maths period in 12th. But he will never shut up. Maximum he will say "UV dhaane... enna panna mudiyum? UVku onna pidikadhu so nee nalla thittu vangu... onakku dhaane image maintain panna try pannanom... enakku thittu vizhundha paravala" Can I tell her this?

So she scolds me for having friends. She says "Friends kitta onum sollamatan... Friends a hurt panna kudadhu la... Utta enna dhaan thorathi viduvanga".

She scolds me for having friends.

And the irony in the story is SHE was the one who made Vijay sit next to me. Shridhar and I won't disturb eachother or talk during maths period and all. Vijay sits in the first bench and UV doesn't want to see him polambifying (to the person next to him or to himself is immaterial for him) so she made him sit next to me. And I get punished for that.

I've been wronglfully accused of so many things this year and I've been putting up with it for so long. But even I break down at some time. This is it.

There's a lot of reasons why I like my friends but there is only one why I hate them. Attitude.

I'm sick of people disrespecting the school and the system. If you don't want to why the fuck do you come to school? LEAVE. DONT WRITE THE BOARD EXAM. WRITE YOUR FUCKING JEE. Who's stopping you? NOBODY.

Who is the only person who writes everything in Maths period? Who does all the homework she asks for sincerely? Who makes sure he is always in uniform? Who writes every answer in a full sentence? Who draws lines after every sum? Who comes to school every single day despite having fever? WHO THE FUCK TAKES THE BLAME WHEN THE BLOODY CLASS TEACHER IS ABSENT, THE LEADER IS ABSENT AND THE ASSISTANT LEADER IS ABSENT AND THE ATTENDANCE IS NOT TAKEN?

Vijay: Learn to fucking SHUT UP. Sure you help me do sums which I don't understand or don't know. BUT I DON'T ASK YOU DOUBTS WHEN UV IS TALKING. Try to keep your mouth shut when hers is not. I have an image to maintain. True. Just because you don't doesn't mean I shouldn't.

Shridhar: Have the guts to stand up when miss asks which idiot went and told his parents nothing was happening in school. Thanks for making sure I didn't lose that one mark. But I honestly don't care if she cuts that one mark, because I deserve another mark in the sum which she said was just one mark and didn't make any difference. You could've bloody well stayed and
dictated those sums for the 11th coaching students she wanted to. You live hardly 15 minutes away from school. But no, you have a great test so you call me. I have a test too. And it takes me half an hour to get home. You would've skipped half the words in the sums giving merely mathematical terms and finished the job in 2 minutes. I had to stay back till 4 because I make sure I don't leave even a letter in each sum. I missed the test yesterday, but I can write it later, so that doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that I had to wake up at 6 AM today to write it later.

Gokul: UV miss hates you. Maybe not as much as she hates me, but she still hates you. If you know how to do the damn sum in a way you think is easier, DO IT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ASK HER WHY OR WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT THAT WAY? You know she's not going to listen. You know she will give you marks only if you write what she expects. You know it's right. She knows it's right. But she will not give you marks. GET OVER IT. STOP MAKING HER ANGRY. The more you make her angry, the more she hates 12 A, and somehow for her, I represent 12 A and I am the person on the final recieving end.

Arjun: Andi miss said just write any date you want. ANY FUCKING DATE. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP ME FROM FINISHING MY RECORD TO COPY THE DATES FROM ME? AND LATER COMPLAIN THAT IT IS ILLOGICAL? For all the respect UV gives you, you sure act immature. If you want my mat so much I'll buy you one for yourself. Why one? I'll buy you FUCKING TEN MATS. THROW THEM AT ALL THE FANS YOU CAN SEE. THROW IT TO SATTI. SEE IF I CARE!

Sandeep: I can agree that the IIT buggers don't care about homework so they barely finish it. BUT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT COMPLETE HOMEWORK IS COMPLETELY BEYOND ME. I submit 20 sheets. You submit 5. And my handwriting is FIVE TIMES SMALLER THAN YOURS.

Satti: I have nothing to say for you except go fuck yourself. And I'll buy you twenty mats.

BK: Whatever I said for Gokul applies to you also. You're not a Vijay to keep talking but WHAT THE FUCK YOU SING IN CLASS. Can't you SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR 2 PERIODS? And you know changing places is going to irritate UV. JUST ONCE TRY NOT PISSING HER OFF.

Chappli: When I know a teacher will not scold me no matter what I do, I will atleast try to talk some sense into her when she's not making any sense. It's not going to cost you anything if you go tell her that she made a mistake. You could've told her that the announcement for wearing the uniform was not made yesterday, but the day before and only you knew because you recieved a prize that day. But if I say the same thing, I can bet that she would've simply said that I also should've got a prize that day and heard the announcement and it's not her fault that I am so stupid that I can't win any prizes.

I've gotten whatever I wanted off my chest. No hard feelings. Think of this as one year's worth bickering. And please. TRY to change your attitudes.