2012

Twenty twelve, twenty twelve.

20-12-2012

Has a ring to it, doesn't it?

Well, the day right after it, is pretty much Judgement day for all of us.

Some people may think it's just a myth, but I for one think it has a lot of validity in it. Read on...

The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar is a non-repeating, vigesimal (base-20) calendar used by several Mesoamerican cultures, most notably the Maya. For this reason, it is sometimes known as the Maya (or Mayan) Long Count calendar. Using a modified vigesimal tally, the Long Count calendar identifies a day by counting the number of days passed since August 11, 3114 BCE (Gregorian).^[1] Because the Long Count calendar is non-repeating, it was widely used on monuments.


The science of this calendar is pretty complex, but it is very accurate. But there's one slight problem.


December 21 — The Mesoamerican Long Count calendar, notably used by the Maya civilization among others of pre-Columbian Mesoamerica, completes its thirteenth b'ak'tun cycle since the calendar's mythical starting point (equivalent to 3114 BC August 11 in the proleptic Gregorian calendar, according to the "GMT-correlation" JDN= 584283) Long Count b'ak'tun date of this starting point (13.0.0.0.0) is repeated, for the first time in a span of approximately 5,125 solar years. The significance of this period-ending to the pre-Columbian Maya themselves is unclear, and there is an incomplete inscription (Tortuguero Monument 6) that records this date. It is also to be found carved on the walls of the Temple of Inscriptions in Palenque, where it functions as a base date from which other dates are computed. However, it is conjectured that this may represent in the Maya belief system a transition from the current Creation world into the next.

2012 is sometimes claimed to be a great year of spiritual transformation (or apocalypse). Many esoteric sources interpret the completion of the thirteenth B'ak'tun cycle in the Long Count of the Maya calendar (which occurs on December 21 by the most widely held correlation) to mean there will be a major change in world order.

Accordingly, several eclectic authors claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012:

• The 1997 book The Bible Code claims that, according to certain algorithms of the Bible code, a meteor, asteroid or comet will collide with the Earth.
• The 2006 book 2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl by Daniel Pinchbeck discusses theories of a possible global awakening to psychic connection by the year 2012, creating a noosphere.

Other prophecies and apocalyptic writings and hypotheses for this year include:

• Terence McKenna's numerological novelty theory suggests a point of singularity in which humankind will go through a great shift in consciousness.

Now there are quite a few possibilities as to what exactly will end the world.

From the expected events of 2012, we have

January 31 — 433 Eros, the second-largest Near Earth Object on record (size 13x13x33 km) is expected to pass Earth at 0.1790 astronomical units (~26.8 million kilometers; ~16.6 million miles). NASA studied Eros with the NEAR Shoemaker probe launched on 1996-02-17.
This pretty much suggests that the Biblical code that an asteroid will hit Earth is inevitable.

The sun will reverse its own magnetic poles during 2012 as result of reaching the end of the current 11-year sunspot cycle.
This is a very scientific reason. This talks about the reversal of the poles of the Sun, but if it happened on Earth, the climatic changes would be apocalyptic for sure.

Why am I typing all of this all of a sudden?

Because I woke up today. With this.


I sought after many logical explanations. I thought I had touched the newspaper with wet hands after brushing my teeth, but I couldn't find anything like this on any paper.
I have NO IDEA how that came to be on my hand.
I'm scared. Terrified. Freaked out.
I don't know what to make out of this.

PS's performance chart

KEY:
Blue - C++
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Red - Commerce

S.NO	ROLL NO		CANDIDATE NAME	ENG	MATH	PHY/BS	CHEM/AC	ELEC	TOTAL	RANK
1	4200558		gl	94	100	96	99	99	488	1
2	4200538		av	92	100	99	96	97	484	2
3	4200631		nandan	95	97	96	98	96	482	3
4	4200560		mithun	89	98	99	97	99	482	3
5	4200625		j	93	95	97	98	98	481	4
6	4200663		naresh	91	98	98	98	95	480	5
7	4200552		harshitha	91	99	95	98	97	480	5
8	4200645		vidya	93	95	96	97	98	479	6
9	4200570		rockesh	90	98	97	99	95	479	6
10	4200578		curd sreeki	90	100	96	97	95	478	7
11	4200565		r nitish	94	95	95	97	97	478	7
12	4200630		kritthi	94	95	97	96	94	476	8
13	4200591		vijayendran	91	95	97	97	96	476	8
14	4200580		srini	87	98	97	96	98	476	8
15	4200575		shreyas	92	95	95	95	99	476	8
16	4200666		shuba	93	96	95	98	93	475	9
17	4200634		pavi	97	87	96	97	98	475	9
18	4200586		vasu	92	96	95	98	94	475	9
19	4200574		santosh	91	100	98	95	91	475	9
20	4200548		public	89	100	98	94	94	475	9
21	4200587		chappli	92	99	95	92	96	474	10
22	4200559		lakshmi j	94	96	94	92	98	474	10
23	4200660		kushal	89	97	96	97	94	473	11
24	4200638		shivram	86	95	95	98	98	472	12
25	4200576		shri	92	97	95	93	95	472	12
26	4200566		prasad	94	96	98	93	91	472	12
27	4200644		varsha	91	96	95	94	95	471	13
28	4200643		runi	92	87	96	96	99	470	14
29	4200641		swe	91	95	97	92	95	470	14
30	4200640		shru	95	95	95	95	90	470	14
31	4200547		ganapathy	86	99	96	91	98	470	14
32	4200546		t divya	87	95	95	94	99	470	14
33	4200669		sneha	96	86	95	97	95	469	15
34	4200639		shreelekha	89	99	95	92	94	469	15
35	4200633		parvathi	95	95	95	94	90	469	15
36	4200563		navneet	93	95	95	92	94	469	15
37	4200571		ranga	92	99	95	94	88	468	16
38	4200581		nut	84	97	97	96	93	467	17
39	4200562		narendar	90	100	93	91	93	467	17
40	4200561		narayan	87	95	95	93	97	467	17
41	4200646		abhinaya	97	87	95	98	89	466	18
42	4200585		vasiya	89	99	95	93	90	466	18
43	4200572		rohit baby	92	95	95	93	91	466	18
44	4200623		deeptha	92	91	96	91	95	465	19
45	4200609		siddartha boyan	89	100	95	93	88	465	19
46	4200588		vikku	95	95	95	91	89	465	19
47	4200567		radhika	87	95	94	99	90	465	19
48	4200557		kp	83	95	95	94	98	465	19
49	4200556		dk	84	99	95	93	94	465	19
50	4200542		arjun	90	99	98	84	94	465	19
51	4200651		anupama parasuraman	93	83	95	98	95	464	20
52	4200635		deedz	92	84	96	93	99	464	20
53	4200632		naren	89	84	99	96	96	464	20
54	4200608		shruthi twin 1	95	95	94	95	85	464	20
55	4200545		pd	88	97	96	91	92	464	20
56	4200537		aadhi	84	95	97	90	98	464	20
57	4200659		kartik	91	88	98	96	90	463	21
58	4200619		anipapa	90	95	95	90	93	463	21
59	4200605		sats	92	96	95	94	86	463	21
60	4200610		smruthi twin 2	92	98	95	92	85	462	22
61	4200596		anjana	95	98	91	93	85	462	22
62	4200674		swetha r	85	96	95	97	88	461	23
63	4200593		vichu	94	98	95	83	91	461	23
64	4200590		vijay	92	97	95	86	91	461	23
65	4200584		short	94	95	90	97	85	461	23
66	4200582		zombie	89	97	96	90	89	461	23
67	4200553		v janani	85	95	95	90	95	460	24
68	4200621		bharathi	93	87	95	94	90	459	25
69	4200620		baghya	88	96	97	87	91	459	25
70	4200650		n anupama	89	95	95	96	83	458	26
71	4200555		sappi	84	95	94	91	94	458	26
72	4200589		nv	82	92	96	95	92	457	27
73	4200549		grs	91	95	91	87	93	457	27
74	4200657		chetan	76	95	97	98	90	456	28
75	4200622		bhargavi	90	94	95	84	93	456	28
76	4200611		m sreenath	78	95	95	92	96	456	28
77	4200579		s srinath	83	95	97	93	88	456	28
78	4200554		chin	89	96	96	86	89	456	28
79	4200629		krishna	93	79	96	92	95	455	29
80	4200569		raghupradeep	88	96	90	87	94	455	29
81	4200544		bharath vijay	90	87	95	93	90	455	29
82	4200541		aravind natrajan	92	89	94	84	96	455	29
83	4200577		srk	89	89	95	92	89	454	30
84	4200550		gk	78	93	95	93	95	454	30
85	4200535		abhinav	85	100	94	89	86	454	30
86	4200612		srikrishna	88	98	95	89	83	453	31
87	4200613		k	84	95	95	94	84	452	32
88	4200536		ak	77	96	96	93	90	452	32
89	4200665		t pavithra	81	97	96	96	81	451	33
90	4200604		rohit eliba	85	97	90	96	83	451	33
91	4200656		bhushan	77	92	96	97	87	449	34
92	4200540		ara	87	91	92	83	96	449	34
93	4200539		satti	85	94	94	82	94	449	34
94	4200662		lakshmi r	79	95	95	96	83	448	35
95	4200647		aishwariya kumar	88	85	95	98	82	448	35
96	4200594		aishwarya varadharajan	92	92	90	90	84	448	35
97	4200564		nb	75	95	94	94	90	448	35
98	4200598		archana	94	94	88	88	83	447	36
99	4200672		subhashini	85	90	95	97	79	446	37
100	4200626		jeyashree	92	87	95	83	88	445	38
101	4200671		sruthy	86	89	95	95	79	444	39
102	4200614		rs vignesh	84	95	89	89	87	444	39
103	4200568		adhir	85	95	87	89	88	444	39
104	4200551		gowtham rang	82	96	96	83	87	444	39
105	4200615		vivek	83	88	95	86	91	443	40
106	4200583		sudhir	84	89	87	87	96	443	40
107	4200602		ramya	94	95	88	85	79	441	41
108	4200597		anja	85	95	90	96	75	441	41
109	4200573		sandeep	93	82	88	90	88	441	41
110	4200661		n lakshmi	90	76	92	96	86	440	42
111	4200606		sharanya	96	73	95	94	82	440	42
112	4200658		janani s	89	82	95	95	77	438	43
113	4200648		chitra	88	82	86	96	85	437	44
114	4200624		b janani	95	86	87	77	92	437	44
115	4200601		raghavan	85	94	95	82	80	436	45
116	4200653		aparna	90	84	95	95	71	435	46
117	4200642		trisha	86	85	88	85	91	435	46
118	4200543		ashwin	90	73	94	90	88	435	46
119	4200603		reshma	89	95	86	82	82	434	47
120	4200599		atheetha	86	91	84	91	82	434	47
121	4200616		aarathi	89	64	95	90	95	433	48
122	4200627		nk	79	86	94	80	92	431	49
123	4200655		ayswarya	73	85	95	95	82	430	50
124	4200652		anushya	88	81	90	97	74	430	50
125	4200617		abhirami	88	85	94	84	79	430	50
126	4200668		sivakumar	79	83	94	93	76	425	51
127	4200628		kaushik sridhar	91	84	85	82	82	424	52
128	4200654		arun	66	83	95	97	82	423	53
129	4200636		raja	79	85	95	84	79	422	54
130	4200592		vishal raghu	86	70	94	85	85	420	55
131	4200600		sutthi	84	78	95	90	68	415	56
132	4200595		ajay	92	74	83	87	79	415	56
133	4200607		sharth	93	85	84	78	73	413	57
134	4200649		sowbarnika	70	82	89	96	74	411	58
135	4200673		sudarsh	73	71	95	95	76	410	59
136	4200670		srividya	93	61	89	93	60	396	60
137	4200664		j pavithra	72	66	84	96	77	395	61
138	4200637		saigovind	69	78	87	82	75	391	62
139	4200667		siddarth guls	77	61	92	95	63	388	63
140	4200618		akshaya	90	66	78	76	75	385	64

10th:

ROLL NO	CANDIDATE NAME	ENGLISH	LANGUAGE	MATHS	SCIENCE	SOCIAL	TOTAL	RANK
4101162	V R KRITHIKA	92	100	97	95	99	483	1
4101154	DIVYA RAMESH	88	96	99	96	99	478	2
4101198	S SUDARSHAN	91	97	98	96	96	478	2
4101167	NANDITA BHASKHAR	91	100	95	96	95	477	3
4101187	V R SHREE SHYAMALEE	82	100	98	98	98	476	4
4101141	M AISHWARYA	95	100	91	95	94	475	5
4101152	DIKSHITA C	94	94	98	92	96	474	6
4101200	SWAROOP I R	88	98	98	93	97	474	6
4101250	P KUMARA PRASAD	81	98	100	98	97	474	6
4101215	G ANJANA	87	94	97	97	97	472	7
4101115	R NIVEDITHA	88	94	98	92	99	471	8
4101122	RAVIKIRAN RAMASWAMY	91	86	100	98	95	470	9
4101161	J KAUSHIK	87	92	100	97	94	470	9
4101190	N SIDDHARTH	87	90	98	98	97	470	9
4101176	K PRIYADARSHINI	86	99	96	94	93	468	10
4101114	NIVEDHA RAJASEKARAN	83	92	99	94	98	466	11
4101133	S VARSHA	87	88	100	94	97	466	11
4101233	R GAUTHAM	87	97	98	91	93	466	11
4101266	S SATHYANARAYANAN	87	91	99	97	92	466	11
4101166	S R MURALI	79	96	98	95	97	465	12
4101143	ANUSHA R	85	97	98	89	95	464	13
4101292	G VIVEK	86	94	95	96	93	464	13
4101103	HARSHITA SRIRAM IYER	88	95	96	88	96	463	14
4101140	R ADITYAN	87	100	94	89	93	463	14
4101175	S PREETHI	79	98	100	90	96	463	14
4101181	S ROHIT	92	88	95	92	96	463	14
4101230	R DIVYA	88	94	97	96	88	463	14
4101142	R AKSHAYA	81	100	99	88	94	462	15
4101263	R SANDHYAKRISHNAN	87	94	94	93	94	462	15
4101088	ANIRUDH V CHARI	82	90	95	97	97	461	16
4101110	A MONICA ROY	84	88	99	95	95	461	16
4101184	SHASHANK JAIPRAKASH	75	98	99	93	95	460	17
4101253	T S NIVEDA	83	96	94	96	91	460	17
4101164	V MAHADEVAN	86	86	95	98	94	459	18
4101293	S VIVEKANAND	83	93	97	92	94	459	18
4101085	J AMRUTH	82	86	95	97	97	457	19
4101111	NANDINI SURYANARAYANAN	83	90	98	91	95	457	19
4101185	S SHRAVAN KUMAR	89	84	100	92	92	457	19
4101225	BHARGAVI GANESH	87	92	98	90	90	457	19
4101168	S NIRANJAN	83	92	96	91	93	455	20
4101199	SURYA RAMKUMAR	75	93	97	96	94	455	20
4101079	S ABHINAV	79	86	100	98	91	454	21
4101125	ROHIT BHADOLA	83	88	91	94	98	454	21
4101244	P JOTHILAKSHMI	82	99	96	90	86	453	22
4101255	K POORNIMA	86	98	96	92	81	453	22
4101214	D ANISH	76	93	94	96	93	452	23
4101163	LAKSHMI KRISHNAN	80	98	87	92	94	451	24
4101192	K SIVASUBRAMANIAM	82	94	94	97	84	451	24
4101216	V ANJANA	78	97	87	95	93	450	25
4101282	B SRISATIYA NARAYANAN	78	96	97	96	82	449	26
4101283	P V SRIVATHSA	82	95	87	92	93	449	26
4101109	LACXMI NARASIMHAN V	87	89	93	89	90	448	27
4101139	ABISHEK V IYER	90	90	92	85	91	448	27
4101270	R SINDHUJA	75	93	94	91	94	447	28
4101170	PAVITHRA R	85	95	95	85	86	446	29
4101258	R RAMPRASHANTH	78	93	88	95	92	446	29
4101194	S SOORAJKUMARR	82	85	96	89	93	445	30
4101269	A V SINDHU	85	86	98	94	82	445	30
4101274	SOWMYA RAVI	80	93	94	95	83	445	30
4101083	S ADITHYA	81	87	88	91	97	444	31
4101172	PRANAV K RAMAN	77	87	98	90	92	444	31
4101228	S DEVANAND	73	94	94	95	88	444	31
4101289	K VIGNESH KUMAR	87	94	96	88	79	444	31
4101249	CT KOTHAI	83	96	97	86	81	443	32
4101257	K RAMNATH	90	98	93	88	74	443	32
4101149	CHARUMATHI K	81	95	88	87	91	442	33
4101177	R PRIYANKA	86	94	91	94	77	442	33
4101118	PRAVEEN RAJAGOPAL	81	82	94	94	90	441	34
4101128	SOWMYA SRIDHAR	93	68	96	95	89	441	34
4101160	B KARTHIK	76	90	92	94	89	441	34
4101210	S ADITYA SIVARAM	73	97	95	94	82	441	34
4101267	SATHYA SUNDARESAN	86	93	89	88	85	441	34
4101203	N VENKATRAMAN	82	88	94	92	84	440	35
4101291	S VISHAL VENKATRAMAN	79	91	96	89	85	440	35
4101107	G KRISHNA SAMEERA	81	80	93	92	93	439	36
4101221	S T ARUNN	67	91	98	92	91	439	36
4101260	R ROSHNI	86	94	93	81	85	439	36
4101144	APARNA C	86	94	76	89	93	438	37
4101195	B SOUNDHARYA	78	94	97	85	84	438	37
4101219	V N ARAVIND KRISHNA	85	88	86	92	87	438	37
4101287	SYED TANVEER AHMED	85	90	94	91	78	438	37
4101294	P YOGESH	82	93	93	88	82	438	37
4101173	G PRASHANTH	81	94	87	86	89	437	38
4101174	S L L PRATHYUSHA	85	97	81	86	88	437	38
4101189	S SHRI RENGA PRIYA	81	93	90	90	83	437	38
4101179	S G K RENGANATHAN	82	91	95	92	76	436	39
4101246	S KARTHIK	83	96	94	88	75	436	39
4101235	M GAYATHRI	69	95	96	87	87	434	40
4101102	R HARINI	78	81	94	92	88	433	41
4101130	V SRIVATSAN	80	85	87	90	91	433	41
4101183	SASHANK VENKATRAMAN	82	80	97	91	83	433	41
4101207	M ACHUTHAN	66	93	95	90	89	433	41
4101242	D JAYAKUMAR	73	93	86	94	87	433	41
4101155	GURUCHARAN S	77	93	94	87	81	432	42
4101286	M SWETHA	78	94	84	89	87	432	42
4101086	AMRUTHAA R	85	78	85	91	92	431	43
4101239	M HARIHARAN	74	88	89	91	89	431	43
4101248	S KEERTHANA	73	98	90	90	80	431	43
4101268	M SHNEKA	73	86	98	94	80	431	43
4101145	ARVIND SRINIVAS	79	87	88	82	93	429	44
4101264	D SANTHALAKSHMI	70	95	95	92	77	429	44
4101082	B ABINAYA	74	90	94	87	83	428	45
4101150	M DASARATI	76	84	95	87	86	428	45
4101234	V M GOWTAMAN	70	95	89	91	83	428	45
4101108	K KRITHIKA	79	77	98	87	86	427	46
4101113	NITISH C BARATHWAJ	82	80	87	91	87	427	46
4101097	M BHAVAPRIYA	80	80	93	89	84	426	47
4101204	VINITHA KUMAR	80	91	75	86	94	426	47
4101261	SAHANA N	68	93	95	90	80	426	47
4101157	S ISWARYA	81	86	81	80	97	425	48
4101212	V AISHVARYA	80	92	81	89	83	425	48
4101276	N M SREENIVAS	74	90	96	88	76	424	49
4101089	ANUP JYOTI DASH	82	83	88	84	86	423	50
4101099	B DEEPIKA	70	83	92	86	92	423	50
4101101	M HAMSAMADHURI	71	76	94	91	91	423	50
4101156	HARISH MOHAN	70	93	99	85	76	423	50
4101169	C PADMASHRI	71	85	93	93	81	423	50
4101213	ANIRUDH M GAUTAM	75	90	83	91	84	423	50
4101222	S ASHWIN KASHYAP	86	81	85	91	80	423	50
4101273	B SIVASHANKAR	72	83	86	93	89	423	50
4101288	M TARUN	80	83	93	84	82	422	51
4101193	M SMITHA	75	95	83	84	84	421	52
4101227	DAYA SINDHU KRISHNA	69	87	86	86	93	421	52
4101137	V VIGNESH	83	77	93	81	86	420	53
4101135	VIGNESH SIVAKUMAR	86	72	94	82	85	419	54
4101206	R VISHNUPRIYA	73	95	77	86	87	418	55
4101084	R AKSHAY SUBRAMANIAN	72	66	96	91	91	416	56
4101153	N DILIP	78	87	85	83	83	416	56
4101165	S MANJUKRISHNA	83	79	78	87	87	414	57
4101275	SREENIDHI R	70	91	94	86	72	413	58
4101098	R CHANDRASEKAR	80	78	83	80	91	412	59
4101280	R SRILAKSHMI	74	91	85	82	80	412	59
4101119	RAGHURAM CHANDRASEKARAN	72	71	94	82	92	411	60
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i posted.

A-Available? for what? damn,its orkut all over again.

B-Best friend: this is corny 101.come on,i like tallulah and muriel and they like me.okay?

C-Cake or Pie: Cake.will you stop inserting wwe references at every possible avenue,vikku? the rock doesn't look like someone who would understand that a spongy edible item has to be eaten,not lecherously mocked.

D-Drink of choice: heritage chocolate milk.honest.

E-Essential thing used everyday: heroin,crack,marijuana and the occasional rin soap.

F-Favorite color: helga.

G-Gummi bears or worms: worms? yes.jumbo seems quite fond of them.(he be the lizard at home)

H-Hometown: Chennai,technically.but i have to feel at home before i can call at that.i am a hypocrite,I'll slink away,don't mind me.

I-Indulgence: taunts.

J-January or February: February is too mushy with dewy eyed people exchanging barfcards left,right and centre.at least in January,there is a valid reason to be leery and weird.and there's at least one topic to blog about.see,vikku? i am not without interests.

K-Kids and names: Hag for the girl and gite for the guy.they'll be the school bullies.

L-Life is incomplete without: books.

M-Marriage date: oh,please.i can't even be sarcastic here.

N-Number of siblings:parents were psychic.they didn't want to risk another one.

O-Oranges or apples: Oranges.lately,eating them with a fork is about the only thing i do.

P-Phobias: snakes

Q-Quote: "i often wonder which is mine,
tolerance or a rubber spine?"

R-Reason to smile: stupid people.

S-Season: Rain.agreed.

T-Tag three people: nidhi(your blog is unbelievably up to date but i can't help myself),shendu(post on priory),vasu(it has been so long since you posted on something non anime)
U-Unknown fact about me: I live on thayir sadham.

V-Vegetable you do not like: brinjal.:(

W-Worst habit: since all the habits i have developed are primary functions required to be performed and i enjoy all of them unreasonably,i can't say i have any.

X-rays you have had: of my foot.mishap at a wedding.i got out of it.yess.

Y-Your favourite food: thayir sadham.

Z-Zodiac: leo

A-Z tag!

A-Available? No.

B-Best friend: Shridhar.

C-Cake or Pie: Cake. Although The Rock would have had witty remarks if I had said Pie.

D-Drink of choice: Water. I can't live without it.

E-Essential thing used everyday: Toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, hairbrush, perfume, cellphone

F-Favorite color: Blue

G-Gummi bears or worms: Worms!!!! FTW!!!

H-Hometown: Chennai!!!!

I-Indulgence: Chocolate. Lots of it.

J-January or February: February. Hey, I was born in it!! Plus, even though the Rumble is a Jan. PPV for the US, it airs in India only in Feb, making it even more special. :D

K-Kids and names: I haven't given it much thought, but I would probably name one after myself.

L-Life is incomplete without: music.

M-Marriage date: I don't know. It probably won't be in the THAI month like Ramanujam lesson :D

N-Number of siblings: None in real life, but i have a wide range of adopted siblings :D my psycho twin, for one.

O-Oranges or apples: Oranges. I spit apples on face of the people who don't want to be cool!

P-Phobias: Coulro. Clowns.

Q-Quote: "I'm not afraid Harry, I'm with you."

R-Reason to smile: The future.

S-Season: Rain.

T-Tag three people: Lakshmi (to get that lazy assclown to do something once in a while, especially after she gets Oliver), Chappli (the only one who will bother) and Satti (the only one who might know what a blog is :D)

U-Unknown fact about me: I am a perfectionist.

V-Vegetable you do not like: I haven't tasted any to judge.

W-Worst habit: Laziness.

X-rays you have had: Quite a few. Especially of my deviated septum :D

Y-Your favourite food: Frankies. Panneer butter masala and homemade French Fries.

Z-Zodiac: Pisces

Ye Olde English

I have completed my last ever English exam in school today. This is just a rant on the various little things I find rather amusing in Functional English as a subject... :D

Section B itself is a waste, in my opinion. All the forms of various types of mass communication are all so outdated. I mean why the hell is there a format for everything is beyond me. The odds that these things actually have an application in real life are very less. Even then, the odds that we actually follow these format rules while we are employing the use of such things are even lesser.

You know the one thing that makes all these section B stuff obsolete?
Telephones.
Praise Bell.

Sheesh. How stone age can you get? Let's take the message as our first example.

Random dude calls up your house and asks for someone who is always not present at the scene. You take the message for him. Till this, it's fine with me. Then it just goes crazy.

You take out a paper and write MESSAGE on the top, and URGENT/IMPORTANT right below it. And date to the left, and time to the right. And basically follow the pattern of a letter but use phrases instead.

Why?

Unless that person who is not present at the scene is off to some remote location, there is always a telephone by which you can reach him. Even if he doesn't have a mobile phone, surely wherever he is, there is BOUND to be a local telephone! Unless you are a crazy assclown, no one would prefer writing a message to a simple phone call.

Next, to the Poster. I always wondered how the word 'POSTER' just hangs by itself mid air just above the box in which the actual poster is drafted. Magic no?

Ads. The best of the lot. Does a tiny 10x8 micrometer space really prove to be that effective in advertising?
If the person who is advertising can buy a car or a plot of land or a house, why can't that cheapass advertise bigger?

I can never forget the ad miss gave us for lost and found. It was about Scabby, the lost dog.

1) Why do you call it "LOST AND FOUND"??? HOW CAN SOMETHING BE BOTH????

2) What's the point of giving the name of an animal that can't talk back? I agree that it might respond to the name Scabby, but nobody is stupid enough to shout SCABBY at every dog they see.

3) It has a hole in one ear. This was what was given. EVERY DOG ON THIS PLANET HAS TWO FREAKING EARS. IF IT DOESN'T IT IS PROBABLY MUTATED!!!!

That's all I can write about Section B... It's been a real blast writing all those debates, always fighting for a lost cause... I'm going to miss something which I always used as a chance to vent out :(

Moving on to Sec. D :D

I can't nitpick on the first lesson because it is actually very meaningful and good.

Room 10 by 8 is a super mega serial type lesson. Since I like to support the losing side always, I shall tell why the daughter in law is better than Mrs. Malik. She has enough respect and knows enough values to cover her hairdo with her saree (which according to Subhashini miss is a tradition in the North) while Mrs. Malik knows how to BALLROOM DANCE and especially with other's husbands.

Hum of Insects is a lesson meant only for Nature people. I am sick of it. Insects, irrespective of where I see them only anger me. The only reason I don't kill them instantly is because I am too scared to. And I personally can remember my each and every one of toys much more intensely than any garden I have been to in my life. I am no fan of Nature, and all the experiences I've had thanks to my garden is getting bitten by insects. Meanwhile, I proudly proclaim that I can name all the GIJoe and He-Man figures I had purely out of my awesome memory.
And no human can eat animal biscuits. (they aren't specified as animal shaped, just animal so mind you)
What irritates me is that if someone takes the side of the general public and writes an essay, it even makes it into an English textbook prescribed by an Educational board, but if on the same topic, someone writes against the topic, he is usually flamed*. Hypocrisy I tell you. I should be given the same respect if I say that Nature is 90% made up of shit (literally. animals shit everywhere. think about it.) that is given to Y dot Y. Poor guy, he's only a scalar, directionless idiot. No wonder he writes meaningless stuff.

I hate the Actress lesson so much that I can't even be bothered to criticize it.

Judgement of Paris is a hilarious lesson. The lesson starts out as narrated by none other than Rock! :D
In the summer of the memorable year- BUT THE DATE DOESN'T MATTER! XD
Check out the following:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gDF5cS-aV9U
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_3zGBN0PIg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jQSNTt1mM4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_TmhGK683cw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VcOHm1lH1Ww

Going through the lesson, I have observed that the usual words that convey a conversation (like told, said to, etc.) are rather few in comparison to the various words they've used (such as stammer, query, affirm, etc.). And this lesson brought out one super comment from Subhashini miss who said that beauty and brains are mutually exclusive.
Also was the source of inspiration for many jokes such as Shridhar's :
Him: What is sin 0?
Me: 0
Him: What is sin 30?
Me: 1/2
Him: What is sin 60?
Me: root 3/2
Him: WHAT IS SINE DIE????
Me: !!!!

And the text book questions are rather stupid. One of them asks us to narrate (as Suzanne) how it felt to settle for Quinquart to honour her word. The word 'settle' clearly implies an affair between Suzanne and Robichon which was clearly left out of the text book, which, had it been included would've caused quite a stir :D

A little research tells me that it is a part of a collection of stories in a book called "A chair on the Boulevard" by Leonard Merrick and not anonymously written.

And the best line : "And they all went to the Appeville-sous-Bois."

On Education is also a good lesson but I find it rather annoying that such a great man's words is not at all respected seeing as how we have to NV everything he says.

Asoka is another lesson that is CBSE's way of telling that you can never escape the dreaded subject called History. I personally felt that Asoka was not justified by his actions. He can follow Buddhism however he pleases, but imposing them on his subjects is really uncalled for and that just shows how he's misusing his power as a king. I will avoid talking more on this subject as anything involved with religion and me just causes unwanted controversy.

Grief is horrible. A guy's name is Iona Potapov, and yet, his son's name(s) Barin/Kuzma Monitch barely have any connection to his own. Not even the last name matches. I smell a Hornswoggle here. The gay young gentlemen are ultimate comedy.
And the way the last few lines are written is just plain outright disturbing. If it ever had to be made as a movie, Dan Radcliffe would be the perfect star. (along with his pet pony) :D


Sigfried Sassoon is the only poet to not have his own little pink box :( sucks to be him.

Ars Poetica is so full of ironies. If a poem can be anything it can, why the hell is Arichibald 'Fit Finlay' Macleish bothering to describe ground rules for a poem? And if we can interpret it as we like, why the hell should miss even bother giving us the meaning? And why does Canada have it's national leaf to be a symbol of grief? Boo to you Bret Hart! :P

Here's a pic of Finlay. See how he resembles the pic on top of the poem.

A K Ramanujan is a certified assclown. Not only does he have so many mothers, that he takes for granted his mother as among other things, but also he has enough wives to number them as 1 2 3 etc. (Read Love Poems to a Wife 1)

To be honest Keats never wrote "Ode to Autumn", he only wrote "To Autumn". And "Ode to Psyche" FTW!

I stand corrected. Helen Spalding is as unimportant as Sassoon. Pity, I rather liked the poem Curtain a lot.

Sally in Our Alley is ULTIMATE. The poem as such is hilarious, but Adi's version is better:

En aalu peru Sally,
Avalukku kattuven da Thaali,
On vaaikulla Poli,
PT sir peru Kali!

Again, a little bit of research (from GL) tells us that the lyrics are actually a bit changed for us (Cole: MODIFIED POEM!)
Check this out: http://www.contemplator.com/america/sally.html

"O then we'll wed, and then we'll bed,"

XD @ censorship.

And Henry Carey is badass. NAMBY PAMBY XD XD XD XD!! And I'll give you ten bucks if you can pronounce "CHRONONHOTOTHOLOGOS".

Alexander is my role model. I am the king of the world, damn it!

Monkey's Paw is SUCH A horror film ripoff. Someone actually told me they saw something to the same effect on Vijay TV. And I still find it funny how a married couple always call each other "Mother" and "Father". Again, research tells me that it is to inculcate the habit of calling them that in their children. Little children like that family in Christmas Carol, I can agree, but Herbert?!

That's about it. A well worth rant that covers the English language as we know it! :D


*meaning of flame for people not well-versed with Netspeak:
Verb

Infinitive
to flame


Third person singular
flames


Simple past
flamed


Past participle
flamed


Present participle
flaming

to flame (third-person singular simple present flames, present participle flaming, simple past and past participle flamed)

1. To produce flames.
2. (Internet) To post a destructively critical or abusive message, especially to provoke dissent or controversy

Another bet won.

Addressed to the girls:

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KEEP CHALK READY WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S UV'S PERIOD???? WHY? Is it because you think this time waste will reduce the minutes UV will take class for us? GET THIS INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD: She will only send back the next period teacher so she can continue. Think of how you are making an old lady walk up and down the stairs just because she doesn't mind finishing the portions in the very last day just because UV didn't let her take class in her own period. THINK OF HOW YOU MAKE THE EX-UNION LEADER OF PACHIAPPA WALK ALL THE WAY FROM ONE BLOCK TO ANOTHER JUST SO HE CAN GIVE HIS PERIOD UP TO UV MISS! PLEASE . ATLEAST ON THURSDAY, KEEP A FUCKING CHALK ON THE TABLE.

Of friends, among other things

This may be the first and the last time you will ever hear candid statements made by me. I've never sworn like this in my life. Just a word of caution. Proceed.

So today I went with my mom to school to get my answer papers.

First, UV miss scolds me for not being in uniform. She also said that LS announced it in assembly yesterday.

According to Chappli, they did not announce it yesterday, but the day before. Chappli won a prize and they called him down for that, so he knew. He even said they botched it saying tomorrow when it was actually day after, but later corrected it. Would I be more intent on listening to announcements made in the assembly while I'm struggling to pass in Chemistry?
No teacher even announced it in class to us. Not even UV miss. And she was in my class for 2 periods.

She proceeds to say that I've actually improved, but only very little. She says I make so many mistakes and I'm not listening in class when she's discussing the common mistakes. She points out that me and Vijay were talking when she was discussing the previous day.

I sit next to Vijay for God's sake and YET I manage to listen to each word she says. Try sitting to a person who will never shut his mouth, one whose voice is hundred times louder than UV miss's and who is right next to you while UV miss is on the other end of the classroom.

I tell her that I was listening to her and he was only telling a simpler way to do that vector sum. She asked me if he was better at math than her. I said no, he only told a simpler method according to him. I continued saying only he was talking and I never replied. (She knows this and she can't say anything too because yesterday only he got caught and she stared into me for no reason)

She asked me why I couldn't tell him to shut up. I didn't reply.

I obviously told him to shut up. I have told this to him every maths period in 12th. But he will never shut up. Maximum he will say "UV dhaane... enna panna mudiyum? UVku onna pidikadhu so nee nalla thittu vangu... onakku dhaane image maintain panna try pannanom... enakku thittu vizhundha paravala" Can I tell her this?

So she scolds me for having friends. She says "Friends kitta onum sollamatan... Friends a hurt panna kudadhu la... Utta enna dhaan thorathi viduvanga".

She scolds me for having friends.

And the irony in the story is SHE was the one who made Vijay sit next to me. Shridhar and I won't disturb eachother or talk during maths period and all. Vijay sits in the first bench and UV doesn't want to see him polambifying (to the person next to him or to himself is immaterial for him) so she made him sit next to me. And I get punished for that.

I've been wronglfully accused of so many things this year and I've been putting up with it for so long. But even I break down at some time. This is it.

There's a lot of reasons why I like my friends but there is only one why I hate them. Attitude.

I'm sick of people disrespecting the school and the system. If you don't want to why the fuck do you come to school? LEAVE. DONT WRITE THE BOARD EXAM. WRITE YOUR FUCKING JEE. Who's stopping you? NOBODY.

Who is the only person who writes everything in Maths period? Who does all the homework she asks for sincerely? Who makes sure he is always in uniform? Who writes every answer in a full sentence? Who draws lines after every sum? Who comes to school every single day despite having fever? WHO THE FUCK TAKES THE BLAME WHEN THE BLOODY CLASS TEACHER IS ABSENT, THE LEADER IS ABSENT AND THE ASSISTANT LEADER IS ABSENT AND THE ATTENDANCE IS NOT TAKEN?

Vijay: Learn to fucking SHUT UP. Sure you help me do sums which I don't understand or don't know. BUT I DON'T ASK YOU DOUBTS WHEN UV IS TALKING. Try to keep your mouth shut when hers is not. I have an image to maintain. True. Just because you don't doesn't mean I shouldn't.

Shridhar: Have the guts to stand up when miss asks which idiot went and told his parents nothing was happening in school. Thanks for making sure I didn't lose that one mark. But I honestly don't care if she cuts that one mark, because I deserve another mark in the sum which she said was just one mark and didn't make any difference. You could've bloody well stayed and
dictated those sums for the 11th coaching students she wanted to. You live hardly 15 minutes away from school. But no, you have a great test so you call me. I have a test too. And it takes me half an hour to get home. You would've skipped half the words in the sums giving merely mathematical terms and finished the job in 2 minutes. I had to stay back till 4 because I make sure I don't leave even a letter in each sum. I missed the test yesterday, but I can write it later, so that doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that I had to wake up at 6 AM today to write it later.

Gokul: UV miss hates you. Maybe not as much as she hates me, but she still hates you. If you know how to do the damn sum in a way you think is easier, DO IT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ASK HER WHY OR WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT THAT WAY? You know she's not going to listen. You know she will give you marks only if you write what she expects. You know it's right. She knows it's right. But she will not give you marks. GET OVER IT. STOP MAKING HER ANGRY. The more you make her angry, the more she hates 12 A, and somehow for her, I represent 12 A and I am the person on the final recieving end.

Arjun: Andi miss said just write any date you want. ANY FUCKING DATE. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP ME FROM FINISHING MY RECORD TO COPY THE DATES FROM ME? AND LATER COMPLAIN THAT IT IS ILLOGICAL? For all the respect UV gives you, you sure act immature. If you want my mat so much I'll buy you one for yourself. Why one? I'll buy you FUCKING TEN MATS. THROW THEM AT ALL THE FANS YOU CAN SEE. THROW IT TO SATTI. SEE IF I CARE!

Sandeep: I can agree that the IIT buggers don't care about homework so they barely finish it. BUT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT COMPLETE HOMEWORK IS COMPLETELY BEYOND ME. I submit 20 sheets. You submit 5. And my handwriting is FIVE TIMES SMALLER THAN YOURS.

Satti: I have nothing to say for you except go fuck yourself. And I'll buy you twenty mats.

BK: Whatever I said for Gokul applies to you also. You're not a Vijay to keep talking but WHAT THE FUCK YOU SING IN CLASS. Can't you SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR 2 PERIODS? And you know changing places is going to irritate UV. JUST ONCE TRY NOT PISSING HER OFF.

Chappli: When I know a teacher will not scold me no matter what I do, I will atleast try to talk some sense into her when she's not making any sense. It's not going to cost you anything if you go tell her that she made a mistake. You could've told her that the announcement for wearing the uniform was not made yesterday, but the day before and only you knew because you recieved a prize that day. But if I say the same thing, I can bet that she would've simply said that I also should've got a prize that day and heard the announcement and it's not her fault that I am so stupid that I can't win any prizes.

I've gotten whatever I wanted off my chest. No hard feelings. Think of this as one year's worth bickering. And please. TRY to change your attitudes.